Devi
Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.
India is so different and yet, there's this
connection, too you know? It's so exotic, so
mysterious, so...look.
Maybe that's India's way of rolling out the red carpet.
XENA
That's gotta hurt.
GABRIELLE
India is completely different. It's such a strange
place. It's...
XENA
Well, it ain't Greece.
GABRIELLE
Look.
Now, do you see why I do yoga every day?
XENA
So you don't end up like that?
GABRIELLE
Xena, he's a master. I can only hope to
achieve that kind of power.
XENA
Don't get me wrong, the gods know I've done
stranger things, but yoga's just not for me.
GABRIELLE
That's all right. When you're crippled and old, and
I'm doing headstands, I'll remind you of this.
XENA
Oh, I bet you will.
ELI
No trick here, people. True magic!
GABRIELLE
Come on.
And now, for the ultimate test! So dangerous, that
few have ever dared to attempt it. Maya, the rope
and basket, please. Good people, prepare to be
astonished as I send my brave assistant, Maya
into the land of the spirits. Hi-lah!
How did he do that?
XENA
My guess is the coiled end supports the rope.
ELI
Any skeptics are welcome to join me and prove
it's but an illusion.
GABRIELLE
Here's one.
Ah. Well, since you ask.
Ah-h-h-h-h-h!
Satisfied? Good.
Come along, Maya, up you go. We mustn't keep
the spirits waiting.
There she goes people, up to that land beyond
this earthly veil. A place known only in songs and
legends. A region completely unchartered
by humans. Until now. Wish her luck, folks! Dekayah!
Ladies and gentlemen, if it's true that seeing is
believing then you have just witnessed a miracle.
But please don't take my word for it. Ask her yourself.
Maya, return to us!
Maya, return to us!
Maya! By the gods! What's happened?!
Wait. There's still a chance I can save her, but I
will require complete silence. Spi-re-yah!
It's a miracle!
ELI
Maya. Thank the gods you're all right. For a moment
I thought something went wrong.
Maya, what's wrong?!
This isn't part of the act. Maya stop!
Be careful. Something's wrong.
ACT ONE
She's possessed.
Abba, help me!
Stop!
It's okay! Are you okay?
Fear not! A higher power has prevailed and driven
the demon from her.
VILLAGER #1
It's her! She has the higher power!
VILLAGER #2
He's right! She beat the demon!
VILLAGER #1
She's a Devi! The girl's a Devi!
EXTRA
Praise her!
EXTRAS
Devi. Devi.
VILLAGER #2
Devi.
EXTRAS
Devi. Devi. Devi.
GABRIELLE
What's a Devi?!
ELI
It's a healing deity. They're saying that you cured
her, that you exorcised the demon.
VIKRAM
Devi or not, there are spirits at work here.
EXTRA
Devi.
Spirits that you have brought to us.
ELI
Wait a minute. I'm just a magician. I don't have
any spiritual powers. Even if I did, I'd use them to
help people, not to hurt them. I just
do illusions! That's all! J--just illusions!
VIKRAM
What about Aja the baker? Burned alive the day
you got here. And Chandra the seamstress,
blinded by her own hand.
VILLAGER #1
Kill him!
XENA
(to Gabrielle) I don't like the sound of this. I'm
gonna get him outta here.
I'll--I'll handle the crowd.
VILLAGER #1
Kill the devil monger!
GABRIELLE
Wait! Um, y--you can't kill him because you think
that he's evil! You see -- you need proof!
Wait! No.
You're the Devi!
EXTRAS
Devi. Devi.
GABRIELLE
No, no, no, no. You're wrong. I'm not.
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Look, I appreciate your help, but I can't hide in here.
XENA
Sure you can. Why not?
ELI
You saw that priest. He wants me dead.
XENA
Exactly. He won't look here.
ELI
Ri-i-i-ight. The name's Eli.
XENA
Xena. My friend's name is Gabrielle.
ELI
I guess I really owe you two, not only did you save
my life and everyone else's, but your friend
saved my assistant's soul.
XENA
I'm glad we could help. If I were you, I'd lay low
'til things calm down, and then get out of town fast.
ELI
So, is she?
XENA
What?
ELI
You friend, Gabrielle. Is she really a Devi?
XENA
Not last time I looked.
ELI
Well, then, how'd she do it? The demon, how'd
she cast it out?
XENA
I don't know.
ELI
Right. You tell me she's not a Devi and yet the
demon just...popped out at her touch. That's
some trick.
XENA
You think so?
ELI
Oh, I know it is.
What I don't know is how she did it. But I will.
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Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi!
GABRIELLE
No!
EXTRAS
Devi! Devi!
GABRIELLE
No!
EXTRAS
Devi! Devi!
GABRIELLE
No! No! No! No! No! I'm not!
EXTRAS
Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi!
GABRIELLE
I'm not what you think I am.
EXTRAS
Devi! Devi!
GABRIELLE
I--I'm not a Devi.
EXTRA
Oh, Devi! Devi!
GABRIELLE
I wish I could help you. I can't.
You drove out the demon! Praise to our Devi!
Praise her!
Ah-h-h! My eye! I can see! I can see!
Look, Chaka! Kamal! I can see you! (to Gabrielle)
You did it! You cured me!
Your servant and defender, Devi! My sword for you!
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Very, very heavy. So heavy, you can hardly
keep them open. Don't try. Close your eyes, Xena.
Sleep, hearing only the sound of my voice.
XENA
Your voice.
ELI
That's it. Good. Now, tell me, was it real what
your friend did? Saving someone possessed?
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Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi!
BODYGUARD #1
My sword for you, Devi!
EXTRAS
Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi!
BODYGUARD #2
My sword for you, Devi.
EXTRAS
Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi!
(to himself) Suffer not, demonizer among you.
EXTRAS
Devi! Devi! Devi!
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Where haven't I looked? Tell me. Has she found
the power? Tell me.
I got a better idea, you tell me.
ELI
The power to work a miracle, no tricks.
XENA
What kind of miracle?
ELI
When I was thirteen, my father's best friend collapsed.
He had chronic convulsions, and I was left with
him while my father went for help. And all I could
do was stand there, helpless. As I reached out,
trying to calm him, I guess, I felt this kind of white,
hot surge go through me. And when I touched him,
it stopped. Whatever, or whoever gripped him let
go. He never convulsed again. I'm sorry if I tried
to trick you, but I've searched so long, I just
thought that if your friend had found a way to ease
people's suffering, that maybe she could share
it with me.
You? What are you doing here?
XENA
I thought that temples welcomed everyone.
VIKRAM
Not to those who help the dark ones.
XENA
Come on. He's just a guy who does tricks.
VIKRAM
Your friend, what is she? A Devi, or a harbinger
of evil?
XENA
Some people see evil everywhere.
VIKRAM
A Priest is trained to be vigilant.
XENA
Well, that's good, 'cause you're gonna need to
watch your back. A man like you must have
many enemies.
Aw, yeah, that's great.
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Maybe you are a Devi after all, huh?
GABRIELLE
Maybe I am.
Xena, something happened to me. And I've been
trying to think of how to tell you.
XENA
What? What happened?
GABRIELLE
I did it. Xena, I healed someone. A man
came to me. He had lost his eye. Xena, I brought
back his sight.
XENA
Gabrielle-
GABRIELLE
I can't explain it. It was real, Xena. I'm wondering.
I know that you had a spirit inside you. What does
that feel like?
XENA
Is that what's happened? 'Cause, Gabrielle, there
are spirits that are good and bad, but they're smart,
and sometimes you can't tell one from another.
GABRIELLE
Whatever this is, it wasn't bad, Xena. How could
it be? It was beautiful. I healed! That is all
I have ever wanted to do. That is all I've ever dreamed
about doing. Now that I have this ability...I think I
understand that power...the power to control life
...and death.
END OF ACT ONE
ACT TWO
Gabrielle, are you asleep?
Not anymore. What's up?
XENA
Us. At least, we should be. Come on, get up. We
can go do some yoga, get somethin' to eat. We
can be on the road by noon.
GABRIELLE
Yoga? We're gonna do yoga. As in you and me?
Okay, who are you, and what have you done
with Xena?
XENA
Ha-ha.
GABRIELLE
I know what you're doing. You're checking to see
if I'm the same Gabrielle as always. Admit
it, Xena, you're afraid the power I have
is bad.
XENA
When it comes to special powers, I've learned
you can't be too careful.
GABRIELLE
You're right. Relax. I bet--I bet it was a fluke.
Most people have probably forgotten it.
XENA
Well...maybe you're right.
Look! There she is!
EXTRA
The Devi!
EXTRA
Praise her! Praise the Devi!
EXTRAS
Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi!
Devi! Devi! Devi!
Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi! Devi!
Vikram!
Ah-h-h-h-h!
Uh!
XENA
I thought you were leaving town.
ELI
I was, as soon as it's safe. That's why I was about
to duck out. I thought you might be trouble.
XENA
What makes you think I'm not?
ELI
You don't think I had anything to do with that?
XENA
Nobody else here.
ELI
There doesn't have to be. The man killed
himself. Look, the man was a suicidal zealot!
That priest did not kill himself.
ELI
Sure, he did! He tied up the rope and climbed
up on the altar and jumped down! Wait. If he jumped
down from the altar, why is he hanging above
it? You know, on second thought, leaving town
right now does have its advantages.
You're not going anywhere until we get to
the bottom of this.
Make way for the Devi!
EXTRA
Keep back!
ELI
What's with all the muscle?
XENA
Don't let 'em throw ya.
Where did bodyguards go? They're gone.
XENA
I'm gonna go check it out. You stay here. I'll come
back for ya, later.
Uh...
EXTRA
It's the Devi! The Devi! Out of my way!
Hey, big fella. Sit. Nice doggy.
Ah-ah-h!
Drop!
Ah-h-h!
Come on!
Eli! The wagon!
Ah-h-h-h-h!
Huh!
Thank you for the pearls. They're beautiful.
Whoa!
TATAKA
My pearls!
Please! Save me, Devi! The demons have me!
Please! Free me! Please!
Bless you. Bless you, Devi. Bless you.
Bless you. Thank you, Devi. Bless you.
She did it. She healed me. She lifted me
up! You saw! Praise the Devi!
Praise the Devi!
GABRIELLE
What's going on here?
ELI
You witnessed it! I plead again! Praise the Devi!
EXTRAS
Praise the Devi!
ELI
Praise the Devi!
GABRIELLE
Xena, I didn't heal anything.
ELI
Praise the Devi!
EXTRAS
Praise the Devi! Praise the Devi! Praise the Devi!
Praise the Devi! Praise the Devi!
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Why'd you bolt? I told you I was coming
back. Why'd you leave?
ELI
Are you kiddin'? The way her bodyguards vanish
the moment I show up? And then those demon
dogs just happen to attack me? Come on,
doesn't take much to make the connection or to
figure out who killed the old priest, 'cause he was
right. There's evil here.
So, why'd you come back, hmm? This?
ELI
Sacred water from the Ganges. It pays to be
prepared. The old man wasn't the only priest in
the province. And if I can get that into the right
hands it'll work against a-
XENA
Against who?
ELI
Against any demon you name. Take your pick.
They're all here. It's evil incarnate.
Huh.
Who's that?
ELI
Her name's Tataka, a conniving little demon who
converted hundreds with her sweet face and
deceptive good works.
XENA
Deceptive, how?
ELI
She cured the sick and deformed, only to send
them to the slaughter against the great god,
Rama. Oh, she's a real gem, duping people who
need her. Yeah, she's a real pearl.
XENA
Pearl? Pearl.
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ACT THREE
That bad, huh? Okay, it's a bit much, I know. What
can I do? These are all gifts from the people
that I've healed. Now, how can I refuse that?
Besides, I think the more that I dress like them,
the more they seem to turn to me for my help. I
mean underneath all this I'm still me.
XENA
Oh, thank goodness. For a moment there, you
had me worried.
What's this?
XENA
A little insurance I took out. Sacred water from
the Ganges.
GABRIELLE
Insurance? Against what? Against me?
XENA
Gabrielle.
GABRIELLE
Against my being a demon?
XENA
That's ridiculous.
GABRIELLE
Is it? Why else would you have it? This is a test.
Fine. You wanna test me? Let's do it. Let's see
if sacred water eats through my skin, shall we?
Huh? Am I sizzling, now?! Am I burning?!
Am I still evil incarnate, Xena?
It was not a test. It couldn't be. Ganges
water only burns in the hands of a priest or exorcist.
I took all the holy water 'cause I knew that
Eli wouldn't leave town without some.
GABRIELLE
I'm sorry.
I just know you have doubts about me. And I tell
you that this power is good, that it's my
calling. And instead of being happy for me, you
think that I'm evil.
XENA
Gabrielle. Eli told me about the picture in the temple-
GABRIELLE
Eli? You're taking the word of a street
magician over mine?
XENA
It's not that.
GABRIELLE
Why is this so hard for you to accept? Xena, I do
not hurt people. I heal them.
Hey. Oh, no, don't, don't cry. Don't cry, now. I'm
sorry. (whispers) I'm sorry.
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Xena? You back? I guess not.
Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?!
Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h!
ELI
Ah-h-h!
That's not nice.
RAVI
Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!
Eli!
Eli! Sacred water, use it.
What was that about?
XENA
I guess Tataka figured it out.
ELI
Tataka? Figured what out?
XENA
Same thing I did. Gabrielle's not the Devi, Eli.
You are.
ELI
What?
XENA
Think about it. I pushed your assistant, Maya,
into you. But in the chaos, all anybody saw
was Gabrielle pull her up. The burning water just
proves it. She didn't cast the demon out, you
did...straight into Gabrielle.
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Gabrielle. Gabrielle. Wake up.
TATAKA
What? What is it?
XENA
Eli's been attacked. If I hadn't shown up and
scared away whoever did it, he'd be dead
by now. As it is-
TATAKA
He's alive?
XENA
Barely. I need you to come and heal him.
If he dies, so does our best chance of
finding out who's behind all of this.
TATAKA
Take me to him. I should probably tell Ravi. He
might send out a search party or...
Ravi! Ravi!
Forgive me, Devi, but Ravi's not back. May I be
of service?
TATAKA
He's not back?
BODYGAURD #1
No.
TATAKA
No. Thank you.
So, Eli's hurt, is he, Xena?
XENA
Not as bad as Ravi...Tataka.
Well, it's a good thing I sent backup.
Yah-h-h!
XENA
I thought we had an agreement. I saved your life.
You save Gabrielle's.
ELI
I can't do it. Believe me, I wanna help you. But
I can't.
XENA
Then there's no choice. We have to have an exorcism.
ELI
Exorcism.
XENA
It's either that, or kill her, and I won't
kill Gabrielle.
I can't do an exorcism!
XENA
Then, I'll do it!
ELI
You?
XENA
Well, if you don't have the guts, then I'll have
to. What do I need to know?
ELI
Uh, you need an icon from Gabrielle.
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First I eliminate Xena and then Eli won't have
a prayer.
END OF ACT THREE
ACT FOUR
Icon, icon. Her quill.
EXTRA
Where is Xena?!
EXTRA
We must find Xena!
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Psst. Forgive them. I know they're rough. But we're
all in danger, until we find Xena.
Looking for me?
TATAKA
Ha! Not anymore.
An exorcism?! Really, Xena? Now, don't you think
that's the pot calling the kettle?
You want me out? You're gonna have to kill this
sweet, little body to do it. I don't think you can.
XENA
Watch me.
S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s.
I'm warning you, Tataka, get out while you still can.
TATAKA
And give up this face? And this firm, strong,
body? Fat chance!
Ah-h-h-h-h-h!
Ah-h!
Ah-h!
I think your time in this life is over, Xena.
XENA
Ah-h! Ah-h-h-h-h! Think again!
Give Gabrielle back!
TATAKA
(whispers) Come and get her.
Xena! Xena!
Xena! Xe...Xena!
(whispers) Xena.
Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h!
ELI
No-o-o-o-o-o! Let me try and save her.
We have thirty seconds.
TATAKA
Charlatan! Fraud! Who are you to
challenge me?! The power you seek...
it's a lie.
I failed.
XENA
Eli, don't believe her! Keep going! Eli, you find
that power and you save my friend.
ELI
Abba, help me.
(whispers) Xena.
(softly) It's all right. It's all right. You're gonna be
all right.
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I guess this is where we part company.
GABRIELLE
Why don't you come with us for a while?
ELI
Yeah, I'd like to, but I think I've had my share of
adventure for a bit.
GABRIELLE
Where will you go?
ELI
Somewhere where I can just sit and think.
XENA
Some things don't bear too much thinking about.
Some things you've just got to take on faith.
GABRIELLE
She's right. I know the power I had with my
healing. And I know it was bad, but I think that
because it exists, there has to be another power
out there. Maybe for good...and stronger.
ELI
Yeah. Stronger.
GABRIELLE
Why don't we travel with you for a while?
ELI
No, really. I'll be fine.
GABRIELLE
I don't think you should be alone.
ELI
You know, I don't think I am. Goodbye, Gabrielle.
Take care. Xena.
XENA
Eli.
Thank you.
ELI
Thank you.
GABRIELLE
What do you think he meant? He's not alone?
XENA
I don't think even Eli knows that yet.
END OF ACT FOUR
STARRING
Lucy Lawless as Xena
Renee O'Connor as Gabrielle
Renee O'Connor as Tataka
GUEST CAST
Timothy Omundson as Eli
Monroe Reimers as Vikram
Mukhtar Ali as Ravi
Alex Reekers as Maya
Ajay Sharma as Villager #1
Sant Ram as Bodyguard #1
Sreejith Soman as Villager #2
Ron Lal as Bodyguard #2
Kamahl Santamaria as Hypnotized Man
Written by: Chris Manheim
Directed by: Garth Maxwell
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