Chakram
This transcript is dedicated to the memory of Kevin Smith.
What do you want Ares?
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I gotta tell you Kal, this place is shabbier than I
remember it. It's gotta be tough when those tributes
stop comin' in. But I digress. So let's just cut the
crap and while you're at it, you stop tryin' to snatch
Xena. Force doesn't work with her. Never has,
never will. So, uh...stop it.
KAL
And clear the field for you. Nice try.
ARES
Are you still mad about me stealing the dark
chakram? That was years ago!
KAL
If you hadn't, then none of this would have happened.
Xena teaming up with Eli.
ARES
Eli. He's a sanctimonious stooge.
KAL
Who raised the dead.
ARES
Raised the dead. A mere parlor trick.
KAL
And isn't that what really brought you here? The
feel of that force working through him.
ARES
No, I think we both know why I'm here. So you
take my advice. Back off.
Fear, Brother Kalib? Surely a holy man like you
is pure enough to meet the challenge. Or would
you rather die where you stand?
I'm really glad you guys, um...I can't believe you're here.
Thank you, Joxer.
JOXER
I'll get you some food.
I've got something for you.
Look, I saved 'em for you. I was hoping it could
be fixed. You think?
XENA
Okay.
Come on, Amarice. Come on.
We're back. Together?
XENA
Always.
GABRIELLE
Are you okay?
Oh, yeah. Just a little stiff. You know, I feel like
I've misplaced something.
GABRIELLE
Your clothes? I think we need to find a market.
I don't know how we'll repair that Xena. It's not
something you can take to a blacksmith.
XENA
Oh, this thing Amarice gave me? What is this
thing, anyway?
ACT ONE
You're kidding me.
XENA
Well, it's very sharp. Could be dangerous.
GABRIELLE
You don't remember it at all?
XENA
Should I? Listen, I'm a bit hazy on everything
right now. Let's just try to get warm, huh?
What do you think? You like 'em?
Well if that's what you want, you'd better ask Joxer.
He's the only one with any money.
JOXER
(to a vendor) That's the biggest banana I have ever seen.
XENA
I'm kind of surprised, though. Don't you need
some scrolls or something?
AMARICE
They're not for her. They're for you.
XENA
Me? Why?
JOXER
What's a warrior without a weapon?
XENA
Is that a riddle? Hang on, I love riddles? "What
is a warrior without a weapon?"
GUARD
Easy pickin's.
Xena!
Uh!
Joxer, help Xena!
Come on.
Let's go! Come on!
Get them!
It's not over, Xena! Kal will have you!
GABRIELLE
Run, Xena, run! Come on!
Xena, what is wrong with you?
XENA
Don't worry about me. Joxer got hurt worse than I did.
I'm talking about you. This look? No weapons.
Why didn't you fight?
XENA
Fight?
AMARICE
You didn't even defend yourself.
XENA
So?
AMARICE
So, you usually pulverize guys like that.
(whispers) There's something wrong with Xena.
(to Joxer) You're gonna be all right.
GABRIELLE
Xena, think about when you fought Callisto.
Alti? Caesar?
XENA
Who?
ELI
Xena, listen to me. Do you remember anything
violent about yourself or about us?
XENA
Violent?
JOXER
Yeah, you know? Like, uh, you and I fighting evil,
shoulder to shoulder?
ELI
You mean you don't remember your death or
how you died?
XENA
Some of my memories are a little fuzzy but my
death? Come on.
GABRIELLE
Xena it's not your memory. It's--it's like you've
lost your-
AMARICE
Fire. Edge.
JOXER
Marbles.
GABRIELLE
Yourself. Don't you feel that?
XENA
I feel...empty.
ELI
I can't believe the power that brought you two
back would make a mistake, unless it was me.
Unless I did something wrong.
GABRIELLE
Eli it's not your fault.
AMARICE
Maybe it has something to do with the guards
that jumped us in the marketplace.
ELI
What guards?
JOXER
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They said something about,
uh, Kylie, Keely.
XENA
Kal.
JOXER
Kal.
ELI
Kal's the God of War in this region. If there's a
bigger picture, you can bet he's part of it.
GABRIELLE
One thing's for certain they don't give up easily.
What do we do next?
ELI
I don't know but I know someone who might.
Come on.
GABRIELLE
Where are we going?
ELI
To see an old friend of mine.
Eli who's this guy that we're going to see?
ELI
Kalib. He's one of my dearest friends. We studied
ancient scriptures together before I went to India.
GABRIELLE
So he's a scholar.
AMARICE
How's a guy like this supposed to help us fight
a god?
ELI
Knowledge is power Amarice. I'm sure there's
something in his ancient texts that'll explain all this.
GABRIELLE
Well we should pick up the pace then.
Eli, um, can I ask you something?
ELI
Fire away.
Look, um, I know that Gabrielle thinks a lot of you
and--and I think a lot about her. The trouble is,
she keeps dying before I can tell her but I was
hoping that with your teachings of love and
understanding, you could help me tell her.
ELI
Tell her what?
JOXER
That I love her.
ELI
You don't need my help. Just speak from your heart.
JOXER
No. No, no. No, no. Look. You're--you're Eli. You're,
you know, 'guru,' love guy. Do you have a poem
or like a parable?
ELI
Listen Joxer.
JOXER
Maybe I could give her-
ELI
Joxer, just listen. Just keep it simple and she'll
understand. Love is the most powerful force
on Earth.
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Living with me must have been a nightmare for you.
You had your moments.
XENA
Why did I have to kill them?
GABRIELLE
Xena, in order to save the girls, you had to get rid
of the slavers.
XENA
It's unbelievable. Hey Joxer, come here. Tell me
some more about that time that you saved me
from that woman. What was her name?
JOXER
Oh, Callisto? Well-
Actually it was more of a team effort. Look, Xena,
you want great stories about yourself, talk to Eli.
He's your man.
ELI
I've tried. She doesn't believe me.
XENA
Eli I know that you believe those stories but me
fighting demons? Come on.
ELI
See what I mean?
Amarice you can fill Xena in on some details,
can't you?
AMARICE
I would but I'm going hunting.
ELI
Oh, even better. (to Xena) You're a great tracker.
AMARICE
I move faster on my own.
XENA
Wanna bet?
Boo!
AMARICE
Stop it! You're not a child! You're a warrior! When
are you gonna remember that and start acting normal?
I hope your friend Caleb can deliver. Hey Amarice
wait up!
What is it Gabrielle?
Before Xena and I died I realized that my path is
not the same as yours. I tried but the Way of Love
is not for me.
ELI
I know. I see that now.
GABRIELLE
It's ironic. Right now Xena is everything that I always
wanted her to be but without her dark side she's...lost
she's--she's off-balance. My path is with Xena, helping
her however I can. I'll do whatever I have to do
to protect her.
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Amarice? Amarice?
Let go of me.
Hello, Xena.
AMARICE
Kill him.
No!
ACT TWO
No!
Come quietly and no harm will come to your friend.
Xena. Amarice?
(whispers) By the gods.
Are you all right?
AMARICE
Where's Xena?
GABRIELLE
I was going to ask you that.
AMARICE
She's not here?
Amarice are you okay?
ELI
What happened? Where's Xena?
AMARICE
Kal's got her. Him and his main muscle threatened
to kill me unless she went with him.
JOXER
Went where?
They went this way. Come on.
ELI
Let's go.
Bring back memories?
XENA
I don't know you.
KAL
You should. I was once on my way to becoming
the greatest war god of them all.
XENA
What do you want with me?
KAL
Let's just say I want you to stay as sweet as
you are 'til you get me what I want. Last one I
sent after it is probably toast. Purist monk in his
order, too.
XENA
I don't understand. What is it that you want
me to get?
ARES
Good question.
Hello, Xena. What's a nice girl like you doing in
manacles like those?
Thank you.
ARES
Not a problem.
Unlike some people I could name. Oh Kal,
Kal, Kal, Kal, Kal, I thought we had an understanding.
Uh-huh.
Come on. They're probably killing her.
GABRIELLE
Amarice, if Kal wanted Xena dead he would have
killed her in the clearing.
ELI
She's right. He needs her alive.
JOXER
We need a plan.
GABRIELLE
I've got one.
What's going on?
GABRIELLE
Xena what did he do to you?
XENA
Nothing. Nothing. I'm fine.
ELI
We need to get to Kalib's as soon as possible.
Come on.
Did you find anything?
JOXER
No.
ELI
Something's wrong. Kalib's always here.
GABRIELLE
Well, maybe there's a cook or a servant?
ELI
No he likes doing things for himself. He's a real
ascetic. We always called him the purist monk
in his order.
XENA
Oh no.
GABRIELLE
What is it?
XENA
Something that Kal said.
ELI
About Kalib? What did he do with him?
XENA
I'm sorry Eli.
ELI
Xena, is Kalib dead?
I believe so. Yes.
GABRIELLE
It's such a terrible waste.
ELI
No it's not a waste. I won't let his death be a
waste. There's gotta be something in these
scrolls that explain all this! I'm gonna find it.
XENA
We'll help.
ELI
I won't know what I'm looking for until I see it.
Besides we've been on the run for two days. Go
get some rest. Please. I'll yell if I find something.
Oh!
Xena, hi. I'm really sorry. I'll come back later.
XENA
No, no, it's all right. Has Eli found something?
JOXER
No. No. Um, Xena you know how I feel about Gabrielle?
XENA
Sure, you love her.
JOXER
Right. Um and um, I was kinda hoping that since
you guys are such good friends and all that, you
could maybe give me some tips.
XENA
Tips?
JOXER
Yeah, you know, recommendations on--on how
I can tell her. I was thinking, uh, maybe I could
try the down on one knee approach or uh, maybe
flowers and--and uh, gifts or I could just club her
over the head. Do you see my problem?
XENA
Yeah, your expectations.
JOXER
Huh?
XENA
See right now it's all about getting a response
from her. If ya love her, why don't you just tell her?
Don't attach any strings to it. Make it unconditional.
JOXER
Yeah, but--but what if I...I tell her that and she says,
"Joxer, what are you thinking?"
XENA
Joxer, no strings. All right?
JOXER
No strings. Got it.
Of course, you could just kiss the girl.
Interesting offer.
XENA
I know you. You're the one who freed me from Kal.
ARES
Yes, I am.
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Relax. Yeah, that's good. Just let go. It's amazing
the difference when you don't resist me.
XENA
Amazing.
ARES
Open, free from old wounds, old grudges.
XENA
Very free.
ARES
And old ideas of right and wrong, good and bad,
they just don't get in the way.
XENA
Bad?
ARES
Oops. I forgot. 'Bad' doesn't ring a bell in you,
does it? Neither does 'wrong' or 'evil.'
You know what's strange? I know those words.
I know their meaning, but somehow, they have
no connection-
-here.
That's gotta be tough.
But trust me, it's for a reason.
XENA
That's what Eli says. But he doesn't know what
it is. Do you?
Oh, yeah.
It's all about you and me Xena. Not Kal, not even
Zeus. Just the two of us, bringing peace and order
to the world through force, something you and I
were destined to do together.
ACT THREE
Xena?
Eli f...Ares. You...
XENA
Oh you know each other?
GABRIELLE
Your hair is shorter, but you're still the same.
Only you would take advantage of Xena when
she's like this.
ARES
Like this? What do you mean? Because she
can't remember things that make her mad? Things
that fill her with hate? Well, when did you become
so hard?
I still don't get it. What's Ares doing here?
AMARICE
Yeah. First Kal, then Ares. (to Xena) What is it
with you and war gods, anyway? (to all) Ares wants
something. So does Kal. What is it?
ELI
It's the same thing we need to get Xena back
completely. Chakram of light. Now according to
this only the purist soul can touch it without being
destroyed. It's also one of the few things on Earth
that can kill a god.
GABRIELLE
That's why Ares and Kal are involved. Whoever
gets the chakram can wipe out all the other
gods and make himself supreme.
JOXER
Yeah and we'd all be slaves.
XENA
Look, why don't we just leave it alone? Walk away?
AMARICE
Well, you'd never be normal.
ELI
Those gods would just keep trying until they got it.
All right. Let's go for it.
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So they think they've got it all worked out. How
do you know?
ARES
You'd be amazed at what a little undercover
work'll getcha.
KAL
Indulging yourself with a mortal like Xena is
hardly work. My guess is your attempts to use her
failed as miserably as my own.
Cut the dramatics Ares. If Xena gets hold of that
chakram, it could mean our lives. I say we call a
truce 'till we stop her.
Okay, no more tricks.
KAL
So they're going for the chakram. Well let 'em try.
We'll give them a reception they won't forget.
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I can make no sense of this.
Whoever you are, whatever you are that brought
me back like this, I need to know why. I don't
know how I'm supposed to be but the others
say that I'm a warrior-
-that I kill so that innocent people may live. They
want me back the way that I was. Do you? Is that
your plan? Send me a sign. How will I know what's
right unless you do?
GABRIELLE
Xena are you praying?
XENA
I can't help wondering if we're doing the right thing.
Restoring this darkness, my violence, can that
really be good?
GABRIELLE
I think it's vital. I know that sounds strange coming
from me. I think you have to know the darkest part
of yourself to be whole.
XENA
But this way, I harm no one.
GABRIELLE
But Xena what about the people who harm others?
Xena you have this balance of lightness and
darkness. Without both of those the very best
in you is defenseless.
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Who-o-o-o-o-oa!
Hey guys.
Can't. I can't kill.
ACT FOUR
Run!
KAL
Get 'em!
ELI
Come on!
Is everybody okay?
AMARICE
She's not. She's still not normal.
EXTRA
Around the back!
GABRIELLE
Back door. Joxer! Come on.
I don't understand it. The text is very specific
about...wait a minute, the chakram. Now that it's
off the altar, anybody could get their hands on it.
AMARICE
No, don't worry. I've got it.
Bring it over here. There's gotta be something
that I am missing.
JOXER
Gabrielle, um, I, uh--uh, can I talk to you for a minute?
GABRIELLE
Right now?
JOXER
Yes.
EXTRA
Hold on.
JOXER
I can't have you dying, again and not have you know.
GABRIELLE
Know what?
JOXER
Oh. Brother, I had this all worked out in my head
and now-
GABRIELLE
Please will you hurry? Please.
JOXER
I love you. I'm in love with you.
GABRIELLE
(whispers) I-
Xena! Listen up! We've got a proposition for ya!
All we want is the chakram!
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You give us that, we're willing to let you and your
friends walk!
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What do you say?!
AMARICE
It's a trap.
ELI
If those gods of war get their hands on that chakram,
it's over, not just for us, but for people everywhere.
ARES
All right! How 'bout I sweeten the deal?!
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You give us the chakram, I will personally guarantee
your safety back to Greece!
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I will even throw in your buddies for no extra charge!
Now, I can't stay fairer than that, can I?!
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(to Kal) All right.
(yelling) Your call Xena!
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You can save your friends! Or you can sacrifice
them to a lost cause!
XENA
There's got to be a way that we can destroy
this thing.
ELI
No, but according to this text, if we join the two
chakrams together, the power to kill the god will
be diffused.
XENA
And it will be of no use to them.
Heave!
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Amarice! Give me the broken chakram!
Yeah, maybe later.
Xena? That wasn't your fault. He left you no choice.
Give me the chakram.
Do you wanna kill me?
Come on. Just give me the chakram. The killing's
gotta stop somewhere. Let's make it here. You
know it's the right thing to do. Come on.
Xena, don't do this. Xena.
Xena!
Okay.
Welcome back.
XENA
It's good to be back.
Amarice! Look out!
Xena.
Let's get out of here!
EXTRA
Run!
I don't get you. Why'd you do it?
XENA
Do what?
ARES
Neutralizing the chakram. Why'd you balance it?
You had the power to kill us all.
XENA
No one deserves that kind of power Ares, least
of all, me.
ARES
Smart move. Brought you back.
XENA
With a vengeance.
ARES
I'm gonna catch you around the Acropolis.
This isn't goodbye.
ELI
It never will be. Are you sure you won't stay for
another day or two? I mean, after all, Greece is
a long way off.
XENA
The sooner we get started, the sooner we'll get
there. Of course you could always change your
mind and come with us.
ELI
I know, but...Kalib's scrolls can teach me a lot of
things I can't learn anywhere else.
XENA
Sounds awfully dull.
ELI
Compared to life with you anything is dull.
Eli, um, you brought us back from the dead. And I'm-
ELI
Xena, it wasn't me. Ooh, at least not all me.
Safe journey Xena.
XENA
Yeah, you too.
Hi. Um, Gabrielle-
GABRIELLE
Joxer-
JOXER
No, no, no, no. Look-
GABRIELLE
A--about what you said-
JOXER
No, no, no, no-
GABRIELLE
No, no-
JOXER
-it's all right.
GABRIELLE
-about what you said-
JOXER
It's okay. It's okay. It's just, you don't have to say
anything. You don't have to say anything. You
don't have to say a word. It's just I--I, um, I wanted
to, uh, just let you know.
I just wanted to let you know. No strings.
It feels so good to be going home.
XENA
Going home in more ways than one. Thanks, Gabrielle.
GABRIELLE
For what?
XENA
For pointing the way back to my rotten old self.
GABRIELLE
It's a pleasure. Did I do that?
XENA
I didn't think about it at the time but when I asked for
a sign to show that I was doing the right thing...you
showed up.
GABRIELLE
Hmm, you know what they say? Timing is everything.
XENA
Yeah. Well not everything personally.
END OF ACT FOUR
STARRING
Lucy Lawless as Xena
Renee O'Connor as Gabrielle
GUEST CAST
Ted Raimi as Joxer
Kevin Smith as Ares
Jennifer Sky as Amarice
Timothy Omundson as Eli
Antonio Te Maioho as Kal
Mark Rounthwaite as Guard
????????????????? as Kalib [uncredited]
Written by: Chris Manheim
Directed by: Doug Lefler
Disclaimer: Xena's Dark and Violent Past was restored during the production of this motion picture.