
A Friend in Need
Looking out at the cosmos makes you think
about where we are, where we've been, where
we're going now.
Yeah and like the bigger now. I mean, Gabrielle,
what are we gonna do? Wander around Greece
our whole lives looking for trouble? Why don't
we go away - far away? Whaddya say?
GABRIELLE
I can't believe you're awake, much less listening
to me.
XENA
Let's go south to the land of the Pharaohs. I hear
they're in need of a girl with a chakram.
GABRIELLE
You know that there's somebody out there.
XENA
Yeah, he's been trying to find us the past half-hour.
Oh!
Are you all right?
KENJI
Ah, yes. Thank you.
Whoa!
KENJI
Are you Xena?
XENA
Who's askin'?
KENJI
A messenger - sent by Akemi.
XENA
Akemi? You saw Akemi?
KENJI
Several weeks ago. I was journeying with another
monk through a forest - near the town of Higuchi.
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It started to rain. And we sought shelter at a tea house.
Kenji...
...not even you could be frightened of this.
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Your shuji has great dignity and beauty.
I am blessed with a certainty about what it means
to be a monk. But my companion was not as steadfast
in his resolve.
You must leave - now.
I know you're a good man. In the tea house, I
felt the compassion in your heart. Don't fear me.
KENJI
W--who--who was that demon?!
AKEMI
The Lord of the Dark Land. He's preparing an
army to wage war in Higuchi and slaughter, the
populace. Honorable monk...I beg you to do what
must be done to stop him enslaving the souls
\of that city.
KENJI
But I'm no swordsman!
AKEMI
There's one in the west, far beyond the setting sun.
KENJI
A samurai?! A priest?! A god?!
AKEMI
No. A warrior princess.
END OF TEASER
ACT ONE
KENJI (voice-over)
The way of the sword is the most ancient of the
warrior's art. With practice, the samurai develops
the sacred virtues of bravery, self-discipline and
honour. A samurai would rather die a warrior, than
live as a coward.
GABRIELLE
This Akemi who sent for Xena, what do you know
about her?
KENJI
She was forced by Yodoshi, the Lord of the Dark
Land, to seduce souls into his grasp. She's very
beautiful...and she's a ghost.
GABRIELLE
She's a-
Gabrielle, before we reach Jappa...I should tell
you everything that happened there last time.
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Many years ago...Borias told me about a young
girl who was kidnapped by a Chinese warlord.
She'd been taken hostage from a mighty island,
even further east than Chin.
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Being the kind of person I was then-
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-the challenge of finding a new land to plunder
was just too much for me. I had to meet her.
XENA
So, her daddy's rich, you say?
BORIAS
And powerful. He should pay well for the return
of his sweet daughter.
Come.
Akemi, meet-
AKEMI
Xena, the Warrior Princess.
You know me?
AKEMI
Oh, yes. I've heard that you're afraid of nothing.
Kao here - he's afraid of many things.
BORIAS
This girl has spirit.
KAO
This girl deserves to die. Speaking like that in
front of my guests.
AKEMI
You won't kill me. Xena won't let you. Because in
her heart...she knows that she will soon love me.
BORIAS
Xena loves no one.
I'll be your student, Xena. You'll take me with
you. You'll teach me everything you know.
KAO
I have a few lessons for you!
Here. Fifty pieces of gold. It's the best offer you'll
get for her.
KAO
I do what I want with my property. I say this isn't
a good day to trade.
XENA
Is it a good day to die?
BORIAS
It's unhealthy to negotiate with this one. I'd take
the gold.
KAO
Guards!
She-e-e-a-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-she-e-e-e-e-e-yah!
I've shut off the flow of blood to your brain. You
got ten...nine...eight...ah, forget it.
I would have taken the gold.
You know, Borias? I have a dream - a dream of
conquering every land between here and Brittania.
BORIAS
Xena, you're always looking for green pastures
to rape and pillage.
XENA
Yep. And maybe there's more in this than just
the ransom, huh? I mean, with her father as an
ally, I could get a nice toehold on that island.
BORIAS
What makes you so sure she'll lead you to Daddy?
XENA
Ah, she wouldn't lie to me. Hm-m. She worships
her teacher.
What's so funny?
BORIAS
Xena, you couldn't teach a dog to bark.
Akemi! Come here. I wanna show you something.
You're wrong. Xena will be a great teacher.
I'm ready.
XENA
All right. If someone's comin' atcha with a right/left
combination, this is what I wantcha to do - you
feint back, twist in the direction of the blow, and
then deliver a vicious jumping, spinning back-kick.
All right?
AKEMI
Right, so...that's right, a left, a feint, uh, a jumping, swinging-
XENA
Jumping, spinning back-kick. All right. Now, I'll be a bad guy.
Lesson one - trust no one.
Remember, Xena, I get ten percent of the ransom.
Good luck, 'Teacher.'
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Come on, Akemi. Keep up.
My ribs are still a little sore.
XENA
Well, next time we'll start with something a little simpler.
Like listening. Listen to that.
AKEMI
To what?
XENA
To life and death. Every sound, every movement, is
a message. A wagon just crossed a creek up ahead.
A deer grazing nearby.
AKEMI
When you listen to the Kami like that, you must
be at peace.
XENA
The Kami? What's that?
AKEMI
The Kami are the powers behind all nature. They
make the sun shine, the grass grow. They brought
you to me.
XENA
No, no, no. When I listen like that, I'm at war. Every
sound is a possible warning of an enemy approaching.
AKEMI
I believe that one day, Xena, the Kami will help
you know peace. And I would be honoured...if
you would accept this.
Oh-h-h-h...uh-h-h-h-h....
It's really pretty.
AKEMI
It's our scripts. When my people are overcome
with a feeling, that needs to be preserved, we
write verse.
XENA
Oh, yeah? Like what feeling?
AKEMI
Love.
XENA
Love?
AKEMI
"Yesterday, the moon took lodging on my sleeve.
Today, I have hope for even the brokenhearted stars."
So beautiful.
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To write something like that, she must have loved
you very much.
What's wrong?
XENA
The truth is, Gabrielle...she broke my heart.
END OF ACT ONE
ACT TWO
She broke your heart? I don't understand.
XENA
For a while, I didn't understand myself.
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When I traveled with Akemi to her island for the
ransom, I was to learn that my heart was seeking
something else.
I thought I was taking you to your father.
AKEMI
His castle's in the north. We came here first to
visit my grandfather. He...died here many years ago.
XENA
Are you telling me that we have walked days in
the wrong direction to see a dead guy?!
AKEMI
We must visit my grandfather to seek his blessing.
He's dead, but I can still speak to him.
All your talk about moons up your sleeve - you
were playing me for a fool.
I oughtta just-
You hear the Kami through the sounds of nature.
In the same way, I hear sounds that are silent
to you.
My grandfather says that you are a wise and
appropriate teacher and...he feels your sword
is not good enough.
XENA
There's a string of widows from here to Greece
that say different.
AKEMI
Compared to a katana...all other swords are toys.
XENA
Well...then get me one of those.
AKEMI
The great katana lies near here, but...you must
know - in our country, women are forbidden to
own katana.
Well, they're just gonna have to get used to it,
aren't they?
Sensei...I come bearing a challenge. My master
wishes to fight you for possession of the katana,
forged from the purest ore of the Hakiman temple.
MASTER SWORDSMAN
Your master must be a mighty samurai.
Oh, no. I'm just a girl...in search of a really good sword.
A woman? A foreigner - challenging us for the
sacred katana?! This is a great insolence!
Well, I guess you're gonna have to teach me a
lesson, hm-m?
Ooh, gimme, gimme.
She-e-e-e-e-yah!
She-e-e-e-e-e-e-yah!
She-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-
e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-yah!
Yeah. Grandpa was right. Now, this is a sword.
"In a flurry of snow, two breaths of wind unite and
become as one and then disappear into each other."
XENA
Listen, Akemi...I don't want you to take this the
wrong way. I really love the sword and you're a
nice kid, but I just came for the ransom.
AKEMI
I don't believe that.
What do you hear now?
XENA
Snow falling on cedars. Now...your heart...beating
harder than normal.
You're a master of war, yet you know no words
to speak of love. And then you go and save my life.
There's no greater gift of love a teacher can give
a student than that. I have another gift I must ask
of you. I saw what you did to kill that coward, Kao.
XENA
It's a sacred trust.
AKEMI
I would be honoured, beyond words...if you'd
teach me that.
All right.
You knew her for a few weeks-
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-and you taught her the pinch? Xena, in all the time-
CAPTAIN
Higuchi is under siege, and there's no place to
dock. I'm turning back.
XENA
What?!
Gabrielle, I've got to go ashore.
GABRIELLE
I'm with you.
XENA
I knew you'd say that.
Firebombs.
GABRIELLE
They're going to burn Higuchi to the ground.
We've gotta release the water from the tower.
Gabrielle, what would you do?
GABRIELLE
I saw these acrobats. They used a-
XENA
Show me, Gabrielle.
Climb on!
She-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-yah!
A-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-she-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-
e-e-e-e-e-e-yah!
All right. What's next?
GABRIELLE
This way!
Gabrie-e-e-e-e-elle!
Whoa!
Xena!
She-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-yah!
A-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-she-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-
e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-yah!
Go for the ladder!
A-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-she-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-
e-e-e-e-e-e-yah!
Kill her!
A-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-she-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-
e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-yah!
A-a-a-a-a-ah!
Retreat!
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah! We've won! We've won!
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This way!
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Hurry!
GABRIELLE
Higuchi is saved.
XENA
Not quite the way I would have done it, Gabrielle,
but it sure worked.
ACT THREE
You know, Xena, I still don't understand.
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You taught Akemi the pinch. Did she ever use it?
XENA
Yes, unfortunately, she did.
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After a many days' walk, we reached her father's fortress.
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Akemi?
Akemi, what are you doing?
You have thirty seconds to live.
My brothers, my sisters, my mother, and my gentle
grandparents - I avenge all your deaths at the
hands of this monster.
Father...
XENA
Father?
AKEMI
...I pray you suffer in death the way your family
suffered in life.
It was my duty.
He had to die.
I don't care about that. What about the ransom?
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Where's my money?!
Forgive me, Xena.
XENA
I don't suppose there's any inheritance in this!
AKEMI
I have one last thing to ask of you. Restore my
honour. The sacred katana.
You want me to cut off...that's why you wanted
me to take the katana.
AKEMI
After that is done, take my ashes and place them
in the family shrine in the town of Higuchi.
XENA
(whispering) No, no. (normal) No, I'm not going to...
Akemi.
AKEMI
I pray you will. "The snow melts...flowers fade...and
I pass as all things do."
XENA
You...
"But--but time and love...they go on." (gasping)
Restore my honour, Xena.
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Xena!
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Yeah, Xena!
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Xena!
GABRIELLE
How will you feel when you come face-to-face
with Akemi's ghost?
HARUKATA
Better question is, "How will Xena feel face-to-face
with the ghosts of the people she killed at Higuchi?!"
XENA
What?
GABRIELLE
Who are you?
HARUKATA
My family name is Harukata.
KENJI
But he's known as the Killer of Ghosts.
GABRIELLE
Xena saved your city.
HARUKATA
This time. But that does nothing to atone for what
happened when last she was here.
GABRIELLE
What's he talking about?
XENA
I was fulfilling Akemi's dying wish - to place her
ashes at the family shrine here in Higuchi.
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Word got out that I was honouring the ashes-
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-of a girl who had killed her father. The townsfolk
felt that I would be defiling her graveyard. They
banded together to stop me.
I tried to ignore them, but they came after me.
Akemi!
No! Akemi!
Fire! Fire!
The wind took the fire from house to house. Forty
thousand of my townsfolk perished in the flames!
XENA
No, it's not possible.
HARUKATA
That is only the beginning!
KENJI
Akemi told me that after she killed her father,
Yodoshi's spirit was so full of evil, even the
underworld would not allow him to enter. He
became Lord Yodoshi, the Eater of Souls. The
forty thousand lost spirits were at his mercy. Now
he holds them, inside him, enslaved.
XENA
Then I am guilty of a greater evil than I ever
thought possible.
GABRIELLE
Xena, it was a horrible accident.
XENA
No. No, I must put things right.
END OF ACT THREE
ACT FOUR
Can you hear them?
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I thought I heard a horse, before.
XENA
Listen not just to the sounds, but to what's
behind the sounds.
How many are there?
XENA
At least three armies are gathering.
GABRIELLE
I'll warn the others.
Ghost Killer...I know that you think of me as your
enemy, but you must believe this. My spirit aches
for the torment I've caused.
We both want the same thing - to release those souls.
XENA
You've devoted your life to killing Yodoshi. Why
is it that you have never succeeded?
HARUKATA
I have the power to slay him, but it is impossible
for me to get close enough to use my blade.
XENA
Why?
HARUKATA
Because...I am mortal. Only another ghost can
try to trap a spirit as mighty as Yodoshi.
Akemi...I know what I must do, but I'm afraid that
this day, what's done may not be undone.
Xena, the militia is prepared. Why aren't you ready?
XENA
Gabrielle, come here.
Come here. Give me your hands.
All right. Here. Feel the surge of blood under the
skin. Now, just behind-
Xena, you don't have to do this. I understand why
you would never wanna teach me the pinch.
XENA
No. No, today more than ever, I want you to know
what I know. Please?
Why are you doing this?
Gabrielle, if I only had thirty seconds to live, this
is how I'd want to live them - looking into your eyes.
GABRIELLE
Stop this. Stop it.
XENA
Always remember, I love you.
Why would you teach me this right now? I don't understand!
There's nothing to understand. I just wanted you
to know everything I know. Let's go. We got a
battle to win.
Wouldn't it be better if we stayed with Xena?
GABRIELLE
Xena wants us to lead a contingent to the east
plain. She said a group of Yodoshi's archers
are gathering there.
STARRING
Lucy Lawless as Xena
Renee O'Connor as Gabrielle
GUEST CAST
Marton Csokas as Borias
Michelle Ang as Akemi
Mac Jeffery Ong as Kenji
Adrian Brown as Yodoshi
Yvonne Tan as Ayako
Shiori Terada as Miyuki
Kazuhiro Muroyama as Harukata
Gary Young as Saburo
Travor Sai-Louie as Kao
Ric Chan as Master Swordsman
Gregor McLennan as Captain
Story By Rob Tapert and R.J. Stewart
Teleplay By R.J. Stewart
Directed By Rob Tapert
Disclaimer: Xena and Gabrielle's Flying Circus and Amateur Fire Brigade will be arriving in your town soon.